Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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