And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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