He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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