so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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