so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
