Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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