you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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