ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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