4 words: hood of his car
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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