Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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