Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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