Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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