Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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