I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
So. Much. Porn.
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