Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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