i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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