Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
