Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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