Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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