Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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