If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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