Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I want to be your penis for a week.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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