So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
