Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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