I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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