I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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