Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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