Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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