There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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