I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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