Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
it's great music for shaving your balls
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
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