Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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