I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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