I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I think people are normalizing furries
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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