it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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