Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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