his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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