Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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