I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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