Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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