Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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