problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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