Buhtt sex?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Randomize
