So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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