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doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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