Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
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so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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