I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
so much tequila, so little girl.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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