He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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