Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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