Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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