so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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